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    Marjorie and Morph were conjoined twins. Alas, the 16th and 17th children, Cacha, and Tygre, died in infancy.
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    How do things fly? This explains it all.

    Actually they can't: "Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible." - Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.



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    Take an Untrue Fact: the thread that never sleeps, never blinks and never, ever closes.
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    It's like Denny's; full of fat and bad for you, but ohhhh, so yummy.

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    Woo-hoo! I've received a merit pay raise in recognition for my posting here on BAUT!
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    To keep up with the times, the CW Post Company is changing its name to the FT Post Company.

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    I took an untrue fact once, but since I was a juvenile at the time the records are sealed.
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    Going too far is never enough.

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    The disintegration of Al Queda is pretty soon.

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    The Duchy of Fenwick has only its Navy, which has an air squadron, Marine battalion and Medical corps, to handle all its military needs; their navy has the world's smallest nuclear powered ship, the Corvette FNS Duchess.

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    Switzerland has the world's strongest navy.

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    The navy bean is named after Jebediah Navy, the farmer who first found them as a weed growing in his field.
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    The 2013 BMW Luft will be the world's first mass-produced flying car. It will cruise at 400 kph horizontally and up to 300 kph vertically (down the gravity gradient).

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    Senator Richard Kuradiloll, I-West Dakota, has sponsored legislation that would mandate that the TSA place Plasmodium malariae onto the no-fly list, to prevent the infiltration of this protist tool of terror into the US.
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    The ATM section will be shutting down due to a shortage of Untrue Facts.
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    The Oort Cloud is the owner of the left glove from the OJ case.

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    In the US Congress, Apple became the first corporation to formally sponsor a bill, adding a 30 second preamble about the iPhone 4G to a measure allocating relief to flood victims.

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    Sleeping was first invented by Benjamin Franklin in 1767.
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    Immigration & Custom Enforcement wants their name changed so they get a cooler acronym, but they're stuck on the "X" in LOX.
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    The following sentence is harmful to small animals, pregnant women, and pregnant men. For your safety it has been rendered in the smallest font possible:

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    "Dumb all over, a little ugly on the side." -- Frank Zappa
    "Your right to hold an opinion is not being contested. Your expectation that it be taken seriously is." -- Jason Thompson
    "This is really very simple, but unfortunately it's very complicated." -- publius

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    Quote Originally Posted by swampyankee View Post
    Immigration & Custom Enforcement wants their name changed so they get a cooler acronym, but they're stuck on the "X" in LOX.
    LOXUP: Lots Of Xenophobic Unaffiliated Patriots.
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    Supergeuse could go Betelnova!
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    Quote Originally Posted by slang View Post
    Supergeuse could go Betelnova!
    As long as you don't say its name three times, you're safe.
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    After exactly 5000 posts, this thread is closed. Since it took 37 years to reach that point, it is obvious that this was not a popular topic, so there will be no new thread created.
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